Unfuckingbelievable

Ladies and Gentlemen, today Wednesday August 10th, it is actually raining in Madrid. Not mosquito pee, no siree; actual rain which makes you soaking wet. Soaking wet as I now sit in the office wearing my ridiculous wet summer alfit with blasting AC. Yes ladies and gentlemen, some people women still feel hot today, as every single day and therefore need to blast the AC at freezing temperatures. Blame it on their menopausal flashes!

And so, going back to the main topic of rain, we Madrilians who have been complaining of the complete absence of rain for months now, today we also complain as our plans to go to the pool after work tombent à l'eau (French expression which means fall in the water, i.e. vanish, go to hell.) Never better said.